Lunatic Tried To Confront A-Rod On Field

How did I miss this story? I take pride in covering the hard hitting baseball stories like a 300-pound drunk Mets fan falling on a lady. So I apologize for being late on this one. Apparently, the man who rushed onto the field Monday night at Yankee Stadium is a complete whackjob. The man decided that Monday's game was a good time to approach Alex Rodriguez about his relationship with Cameron Diaz. I'm sure it was going to be a very pleasant, well thought out exchange. From the Toronto Sun...

Grim LeRogue -- who legally changed his named from Joe Rogan -- was tackled by security guards after running from the stands and on to the field during the Yankees playoff game against the Texas Rangers.

According to the New York Post, the 33-year-old Bronx native was carrying photos of Rodriguez with an X drawn over his face, a gun pointed at his head and the message: "You have to go bud, you've ruined too many of our white queens."

Sources tell the publication LeRogue has an obsession with the infielder's on-off girlfriend Diaz and held a picture of the actress with the inscription "We will be together soon" during the stunt.

This story is so delightful, I'm considering printing out a copy and framing it. The name change to Grim LeRogue is a pretty good sign of some mental unstableness. But Cameron Diaz being one of "our white queens?" Unless our boy Grim hasn't seen a movie made after The Mask, I'm not sure he can be rehabilitated. He also had a picture of Osama bin Laden with the phrase "I will serve you" and a picture of Whitney Houston that he titled "Whitney Bin Laden." So at least he's an equal opportunity psychopath.

If Grim ever gets out of the Bronx's Lincoln Hospital, where he was taken for a psychiatric evaluation, I really hope he gets 10 minutes of A-Rod's time to plea his case. I'm willing to bet this guy has invented some words that I need to hear.