Happy St. Paddy's From Off Base

You might think that after a rough Mardi Gras season that I'd be all alcoholed out by St. Patrick's Day. But you'd be wrong, my friends. I have the day off and plan on spending it accordingly; drinking, watching whatever games MLB.TV allots me and checking in on the NCAA tournament.

While St. Paddy's Day is a great excuse to get super hammered on weekday, we must not forget who the real winner is for this ridiculous holiday. That's right, the food coloring industry. Who knows where they'd be without today and Easter. So keep those diligent workers in your thoughts while you're knocking back your sixth pitcher of green Miller's Light.

Be safe though kids. We by no means condone drinking and driving and there will be some drunkards on the roads tonight. That's why Leprechaun Dog and myself will be staying in and drinking by ourselves. Well that and we have no friends.