Presenting the Derwood Morris bucket list.
1. Meet one person who has ordered oatmeal at McDonalds
2. High dive into a pool of soy sauce
3. Bring Mariano Rivera from the bullpen to the mound in a Yankees wheelbarrow™, sit in the wheelbarrow behind the mound for the ninth inning
4. Meet a woman named Mildred
5. Purchase a minor league baseball team and re-name it the Flying Derwoods
6. Co-star as Stiles Stalinski in Teen Wolf 3
7. Live in a hockey goal for one day
8. Meet a man named Mildred
9. Convince a stranger that we attended the same elementary school
10. Go for a swim while wearing an overcoat and jeans
11. Fit an entire head of lettuce in my mouth
2. High dive into a pool of soy sauce
3. Bring Mariano Rivera from the bullpen to the mound in a Yankees wheelbarrow™, sit in the wheelbarrow behind the mound for the ninth inning
4. Meet a woman named Mildred
5. Purchase a minor league baseball team and re-name it the Flying Derwoods
6. Co-star as Stiles Stalinski in Teen Wolf 3
7. Live in a hockey goal for one day
8. Meet a man named Mildred
9. Convince a stranger that we attended the same elementary school
10. Go for a swim while wearing an overcoat and jeans
11. Fit an entire head of lettuce in my mouth
Accomplish number 12 please!! :D You forgot one thing though: Swim in a pool of Ruffles.
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