Lenny Dykstra Is Doing Great

Wall Street guru, bankruptcy filer and part time hobo, Lenny Dykstra, went directly jail to this week without passing go. Which is unfortunate because he really coulda used that $200. It appears that Dykstra is adding grand theft auto to his post MLB resume that is already filled with some pretty hilarious financial misadventures...

Dykstra, 48, was arrested Thursday night by Los Angeles police at his Encino home on suspicion of trying to buy a stolen car, police spokesman Officer Christopher No said. He did not have other details.

Dykstra remained jailed Friday.

His arrest came a day after Dykstra, in an unrelated federal complaint, was charged with embezzling from a bankruptcy estate. He faces up to five years in federal prison if convicted.

One of the items he sold from the bankruptcy estate case was a $50,000 sink which, if he was a better investor, could have bought him like seven Kias.

I really hope Nails doesn't end up in prison. I was planning on promoting a cage fight between him, Jose Canseco and a donkey. I already got all of my permits in Mexico.